Nightly Notions - 14.07.27

Profound Meditations

by Ryan Held

       

     If monsters ever formed rival gangs, I’m guessing that one gang would be the monsters that like to hide in the closet while their most hated rival would be monsters who like to hide under the bed.  The monsters that like to hide inside wardrobes then would probably be the lesser gang that neither of the major gangs take seriously.  I don’t blame them.

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Nightly Notions - 14.07.26

Profound Meditations

by Ryan Held

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     Sometimes I reasonably believe that I would enjoy watching golf much more if the contestants had to play in much more challenging locations like say, the Sahara Desert or something, but then I remember that when football season comes, I likely still won’t care.

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Nightly Notions - 14.07.25

Profound Meditations

by Ryan Held

                            

     No matter how good you may think you are at photobombing, Sasquatch is better.

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his rascal grin
tucked behind a cigarette

she was soaked clear through
huddling beneath his whispers

he began to unfasten his buttons
with measured indignity

here let me she confessed
and disappeared into his bandages

smashed against an unbroken warmth
the dry wheeze of his paper wrists

the rain had little left to say
rattling against their insignificance

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Nightly Notions - 14.07.24

Profound Meditations

by Ryan Held

       

     After further thought and a little extra research, it’s probably actually unwise to use charcoal briquettes as a building material.

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Plays: 28

Stray Notions Podcasting presents:

Pop Notions (Vol. 96 - 07/24/2014 - 20 min)

     This week on Pop Notions, Tim and Ryan lament the absence of good July movies, feast on over/unders, and give microreviews of Begin Again and Snowpiercer.

     Thank you for straying with us!

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Nightly Notions - 14.07.23

Profound Meditations

by Ryan Held

       

     Once you start pouring chocolate milk on your Rice Krispies, you’ll never go back to plain milk.

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Nightly Notions - 14.07.22

Stupid Questions

by Ryan Held

     There’s no such thing as a stupid question. At least, not until now. 

       

     If we can have trucks that drive around and peddle ice cream on hot days, why haven’t we figured out a way for barbecue trucks to do the same thing?  

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Nightly Notions 14.07.21

Profound Meditations

by Ryan Held

       

     If the driving test for driving a spaceship ever includes parallel parking, count me out.  I’ll just bum rides across the galaxy.

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Nightly Notions - 14.07.20

Profound Meditations

by Ryan Held

       

     I sort of wonder if sheep ever look at people wearing sweaters and get pretty upset about what was taken from them.

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